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            Notes From The Trenches 
               
               by Eddie Havoc 
               
               
               
               This 
              is the first of what I hope will be a series of columns about ... 
              stuff. Obviously, stuff as I see it. 
              I'm not really about reviewing bands, but as a member of MediaCrime, 
              I'll be looking at things from the perspective of an original musician. 
              I specify original, because, aside from covers, tributes, weddings, 
              club dates, etc., being in an original rock band has its own singular 
              set of circumstances. 
            Those of you who are over, say, 25 years of age, may have noticed 
              that today's climate (and I don't just mean war & terrorism, 
              okay?) is ... well ... not as much fun. It seems that there is an 
              actively functioning "anti-fun faction." Go back a decade 
              or so - hell, make it two and Roslyn; that's right folks; Roslyn, 
              NY was one of the fun places to be. Ask anyone who was there about 
              My Fathers' Place alone not to mention about four or five other 
              places, most with live music and (remember it?) partying. 
            Admittedly, gas was much cheaper and the "hidden checkpoints 
              in occupied Poland" atmosphere on the roads was not as prevalent. 
              You were still supposed to designate a driver. But now, if you're 
              spending a week's salary on cable or satellite TV (on TV!?) or several 
              hours wages on a movie or ... well, people end up staying home; 
              a lot. Not to mention being shooed outside in all manner of weather 
              if one wants to smoke. 
            Oh yeah! Let me say it; as it applies specifically to bars and 
              nightclubs, the smoking ban is wrong. For nigh on to 230 years, 
              American bar & club owners have dutifully paid taxes and licensing 
              fees on their establishments. 
            Establishments where people went to smoke and drink (and see live 
              music, right?). At least two of these pastimes are not too healthy. 
              Neither are rugby, bike riding (you could crash), sky diving, using 
              sharp implements ... you get the drift. Furthermore, the taxes levied 
              on liquor, tobacco and gasoline constitute a hefty chunk of the 
              federal, state and local budget, hmmm. 
               
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            So the taxes that the bar & club owners have been paying (and 
              I'll bet they haven't gone down!) are partly going toward their 
              own oppression (or so I've heard some say). It all started when 
              Mayor Bloomberg "did" NYC, then Nassau and Westchester 
              went, then the whole state. Not once were "we the people" 
              asked to vote on this issue. There was a lot of talk about "level 
              playing fields" and "polling results." 
            Believe it or not, I've actually got a few friends who are ... 
              yup ...  
              Republicans (other than that they're great guys). They told me that 
              since statistics indicated that people were in favor of this there 
              would be no official, party sanctioned opposition. The same with 
              Democrats (yeah, yeah, they're good guys too – but ...). 
            Meanwhile, my own observations indicated otherwise. No one I spoke 
              to, smoker or non-smoker, was in favor of this legislation. So what 
              about the stats? A friend of mine in the legal profession [GASP!] 
              cleared up the confusion. The polls sited were known as "push 
              polls." These are surveys that are carefully worded so that 
              the respondent is compelled to respond in the way the info is gatherer 
              wants. Reagan sent one over to me on nuclear power in the 1980s. 
              After some recreational mind mellowing, some friends and I drew 
              up our own "push poll" and wrote back saying, "if 
              you answer ours, then we'll answer yours," which he never did. 
            From the band standpoint, its hard to get the regulars, walk-ins 
              and punters at the places we used to play in NYC to turn into fans. 
              Because their numbers are decimated by the near prohibitive of going 
              out in the "new NYC." Oh yeah, don't get a parking ticket 
              and ... clean air? in metro New York!? 
            If the owner wants to prohibit an activity, well that's up to him; 
              isn't it? I'd rather have a law saying that the band had to step 
              outside rather than half the audience. It is understandable with 
              offices, food serving 
              establishments, movie theatres, etc. Fine! But really, a clean polite, 
              smoke-free CBGBs? Nah! 
            If you agree with me, use that computer and deluge the politicians 
              with emails or letters (I did and at least one reply was pretty 
              funny). If you're discussing the idea and think I'm wrong, good. 
              At least we're discussing and thinking. And vote! Let the politicians, 
              local as well as national know it. Why should creepy special interest 
              guys have all the fun? 
             – later 
               
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